ashenputtel: i mean unless he's tired in which case go ahead and let him have a nap first (QUIP 👊 ayyy girl lemme borrow that top)
Balthus "stupid Batman" von Albrecht ([personal profile] ashenputtel) wrote2030-04-25 02:00 am
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BALTHUS VON ALBRECHT ✦ FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES
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"Hah! What's on your mind, pal?"
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shootyourshot: (➵ and now one knows yet)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-13 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you wanna see :)
ashenputtel: that's a lie i would never be so disrespectful to somebody's mother like that (HECKLE 👊 incoming yo momma joke)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-13 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YEAH
shootyourshot: (➵ you're not made)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-13 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[The message swaps to video and Ashe reveals a room that has a suspiciously high amount of treasure. Various priceless golden items, jewelry, the works.

Yeah it seems Ashe has gone on a spree.]
ashenputtel: current alive status of that lady over there: not great (ABUH 👊 but i needed all that blood)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-14 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
wow uh


wow

hey little bro that's a whole lot of stuff there uhhhhhhhhhhh
shootyourshot: (➵ all in gray)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-14 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe its too much to bring back on the whale
A good point

I should convert some of it
ashenputtel: y'all it's crawling over this way someone call the fire department (STARTLE 👊 y'all that's a really big bug)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-14 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
wait where did you get a whale???????????
shootyourshot: (➵ washed in thick black haze)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-14 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
DONT WORRY ABOUT IT
ashenputtel: you mean there's a secret snake bunker where they've been hoarding all the dubstep (DAFUQ 👊 the hell is this bullshit)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-14 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
PAL I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT IT
shootyourshot: (➵ all you can do is)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-14 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
HIS NAME IS PAN AND HE LOVES ME
ashenputtel: i drink two gallons of michael's secret stuff every day and i think it's working (WHAT 👊 they're making space jam 2)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-14 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
how do you know

DO YOU SPEAK WHALE
shootyourshot: (➵ that you have to forget)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-14 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
oh no i dont pseak whale

maybe ive been projectin
ashenputtel: sometimes problem-solving means mailing your buddy halfway across the world (STEADY 👊 time for some lobster claws)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-15 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
wait so you named him pan

is that like

kyphon loog and pan, pan
shootyourshot: (➵ and then that word grew)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-15 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yeah of course I named my cat Loog and my horse is Kyphon
ashenputtel: that's a lie i would never be so disrespectful to somebody's mother like that (HECKLE 👊 incoming yo momma joke)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-15 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
you should take a picture with all of them TOGETHER
shootyourshot: (➵ and every color illuminates)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-15 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
ok it's gonna be awhile hang on
ashenputtel: you mean there's a secret snake bunker where they've been hoarding all the dubstep (DAFUQ 👊 the hell is this bullshit)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I MEANT I'M EXCITED
shootyourshot: (➵ when we first came here)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-15 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
oh okay that's great be right back!!
shootyourshot: (➵ which then grew into a hope)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-15 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[AN HOUR LATER:

Loog is loafing on Kyphon's saddle. WAY in the back is one of the sky whales. Don't ask how this twink stole one of the sky whales.

A bit of Ashe is seen in the corner, as if he drunkenly tried to take a selfie and did not quite make it.]
ashenputtel: i cannot be slowed down by these quote-unquote "caution words" (HEH 👊 i have a brilliant plan)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-16 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
bud that was a really long time

WHOA THAT SURE IS A WHALE ALL RIGHT
shootyourshot: (➵ a quiet thought)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-16 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
im sorry i got distracted I was feeding Loog and then he wanted to snuggle

Yeah he's so big right??
ashenputtel: if switchblade combs existed in fodlan i would definitely own at least five (PREEN 👊 just call me greased lightning)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-16 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
does he like snuggling???

i can't play with cats BUT HE LOOKS SOFT
shootyourshot: (➵ and we will never be afraid again)

[personal profile] shootyourshot 2021-06-16 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah he does!

OH NO is that because yUri is allergic??
ashenputtel: i mean i'm not gonna go start a war over it or anything but come on (AW 👊 but i wanted the teeny beanie)

[personal profile] ashenputtel 2021-06-16 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH we didn't have our own rooms back in abYSS so we shared and the girls had the girls and we were us

yeah

so NO FUR even though we had cats y'know to keep the rats away and stuff

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